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	<title>Albums That Suck</title>
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	<description>Blog Reviewing those terrible, crappy, sucky bad albums - to save you the pain</description>
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		<title>Slayer - Reign in Blood Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 Along with some of pioneering bands of thrash metal in the 80&#8217;s and 90&#8217;s, Slayer and their classic &#8220;Reign in Blood&#8221; is seen as one of the key thrash albums in the history of metal. Pfft. All the tremelo riffing is incredibly repetative and unoriginal and it&#8217;s hard to even realise when the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>People Who Suck: Wasting time at the petrol station.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ On my way home today, I stopped in at 9:30pm to get some petrol. Oh shit. It&#8217;s Tuesday, when all the stingy douchebags of the suburb congregate together at the petrol stations. I drive 5 minutes to the next station, and it&#8217;s deserted - I shit you not, it&#8217;s 2c more expensive. I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So You Think You Can Dance Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.albumsthatsuck.com/so-you-think-you-can-dance-sucks</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SPECIAL REVIEW
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The album mould has been broken: I&#8217;ve come across something that isn&#8217;t an album that sucks so much, I&#8217;m inclined to inform you, or hopefully not remind you if you already like the show.
When I occasionally watched the American version, half of the auditions was just hopefuls getting their spirits steamrolled and retards thinking [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.albumsthatsuck.com/105</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Been lazy and unmotivated again. Some reviews I might have in mind for the next coming weeks:
Slayer - Reign in Blood
Nirvana - Nevermind
Foo Fighters - Echoes, Silence, Patience and Grace
Audioslave - Revelations
Buckethead - Enter the Chicken
Hellyeah - Hellyeah
Muscles - Guns Babes Lemonade
Pain of Salvation - BE
Racer X - Technical Difficulties
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		<title>Yngwie Malmsteen - Alchemy Review</title>
		<link>http://www.albumsthatsuck.com/yngwie-malmsteen-alchemy-review</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
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None other than Yngwie Malmsteen - the arrogant, donut rejecting / flight attendance abusing idiot. Yngwie&#8217;s &#8216;Alchemy&#8217; wasn&#8217;t chosen for a particular reason other than it&#8217;s one of the only albums of his I haven&#8217;t yet deleted for some reason.
It was cool that Yngwie revolutionized shred in the 80&#8217;s&#8230;and cool that he maintains his style [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.albumsthatsuck.com/95</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Been pretty lazy, plus haven&#8217;t heard any new albums to review. Will have one up asap. Suggestions welcome.
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		<title>Stratovarius - Stratovarius (Self Titled) Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Unlike Red Hot Chili Pepper&#8217;s &#8216;Stadium Arcadium&#8217;, or Angels &#38; Airwaves &#8216;I-Empire&#8217;, at least this band isn&#8217;t delusional enough to see that their album blows hardcore. Stratovarius&#8217; guitarist/producer Timo Tolkki said in an interview in April 2007 that &#8220;He didn&#8217;t like this album because it wasn&#8217;t their style at all, and it was made totally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ministry of Sound The Annual 2008 Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Those girls aren&#8217;t having fun dancing. They&#8217;re laughing at you for buying this album. 
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For starters, I&#8217;m a pretty mainstream kind of electro/house person. I haven&#8217;t really bothered to look for quality less-known music of the genre, I tend to just get whatever my friends tell me to. I hate people like myself.
But from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blind Guardian - A Twist in the Myth Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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THE band that got me into metal - none other than the fantasy geeks: Blind Guardian.
THE album that made me even more ashamed I love a band that wanks over Lord of the Rings: A Twist in the Myth. At least I still have all my Forgotten Realms Drizzt books.
In previous albums, singer Hansi Kursch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calvin Harris - I Created Disco Review</title>
		<link>http://www.albumsthatsuck.com/calvin-harris-i-created-disco</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
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By now, you might&#8217;ve heard Calvin Harris hit single &#8216;Acceptable in the 80&#8217;s&#8217; . It&#8217;s a pretty sweet song - unfortunately, it&#8217;s the candy you eat before someone tells you it came from sheep semen. In this context, the sheep semen is Calvin Harris&#8217;s debut album, except much more salty and even stickier.The album is [...]]]></description>
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