By now, you might’ve heard Calvin Harris hit single ‘Acceptable in the 80’s’ . It’s a pretty sweet song - unfortunately, it’s the candy you eat before someone tells you it came from sheep semen. In this context, the sheep semen is Calvin Harris’s debut album, except much more salty and even stickier.The album is plagued with poor instrumentals, cringy lyrics, recycled riffs and a lame-retro vibe.The whole album apart from a standout track is factory-churned electro. I just couldn’t help but get the impression he just couldn’t be fucked making quality songs on his album and rather went on image and the success of his singles, ‘Acceptable in the 80’s’ and ‘The Girls’ instead. Continue Reading »