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Daft Punk - Human After All Review

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Over the past year, Daft Punk have been dominating people’ s expectations of their live shows, especially after such a poorly received studio release in ‘04.
I would know - My expectations were smashed when I went to see them live two weeks ago.
To this day, my eyes still remain red from being glazed over from the trippy light-show, and my ears still perpetually pound that Robot Rock chord 24/7.
The French duo’s manager Pedro Winter stated, “When we put out Human After All, I got a lot of bad feedback, like, ‘ It’s so repetitive. There’s nothing new. Daft Punk used to be good.’ Then they came back with the light show, and everyone shut their mouths… People even apologized”.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stadium Arcadium Review

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You know that feeling in your throat after you’ve just slammed a massive shot of vodka?
It’s identical to the feeling I get when I think of the chili’s latest 2006 release, Stadium Arcadium.

The difference is, after the vodka you feel good. After listening to Stadium Arcadium, you put it in the backyard, and take a dump on it.
For the record, The Red Hot Chili Pepper’s are one of my favourite bands. Unfortunately, they’ve managed to make such a humongously terrible album, I have no choice but to review it.

To truly comprehend the level of faeces smushed into the album, we should go back in time to 1991. Only one thing happened that year - the chili’s released ‘Blood Sugar Sex Magik’. Like ‘Stadium Arcadium’, it was packed with two kinds of songs:
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Britney Spears - Blackout Review

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Blackout- It’s what i experienced after being overwhelmed in pain listening to this album. Britney seems to have exhausted her past image of innocent and virgin and capitalises on her image as a freakshow.

Spokesperson Teresa LaBarbera from her record company claims: “She was very involved in the songs and how they turned out. It’s her magic that turns these songs into what they are”. If thats true, no wonder the songs suck dong. Continue Reading »